Roast Battle- the thinking man's UFC. Three matches a night. In each match, Two titans of comedy in the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex will take turns roasting each other into cinders. Only one will walk away the winner. The other will be roasted into cinders… (metaphorically).Complete with pre-battle video packages, a judges' table and a ringbell, Punch-Lines takes all the fun of a live event like pro wrestling or ultimate fighting and it turns it into a hilariously harsh comedy war!
The rules of Punch-Lines are simple. We start with a coinflip. The person whose name comes first alphabetically gets to call it. The winner of the coin toss gets to decide whether to first “Roast” or “Be roasted”. Each match-up consists of three rounds. The comic who wins two out of the three rounds gets bragging rights in perpetuity forever.
The June 1 bout will feature lawfully wedded duo David J Diaz and Jacob Lightbody battling it out, Lawrence Rosales and Emily Grefer going head to head, and Wes Davis and Shayne Philibert rounding out the evening.
This show is rated M for Mature/18+. Stomping Ground is BYOB. Doors open 15 minutes prior to the start of the show.